Monday, October 11, 2010

Difference B/W LOVE & FRIENDSHIP:

Difference B/W LOVE & FRIENDSHIP:
Balnce Na Hote Hue B Kuch B Kr K Call Krna Is LOVE
&


Balnce Hote Hue B Baat Na Krna Is FRNDSHIP.
Doob K Mar Jao Besharmo.. ;->

Aj Rat Kya Hone Vala Hai


Aj Rat Kya Hone Vala Hai Pata Hai Apko?
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.AJ
10 Oct Hai Or Apko Pata Hai 10 Oct Ko Kya Huwa Tha
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Socho
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Nhi Pata
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Main Btata Ho
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10 Oct Ko Sanjay Datt Ne Kaha Tha
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K
10 Oct Raat 10 Baje Ballu Ap Ki Jail Sy
Phurrrrrrrrrrrr.. =P
Yad Aya... ;->

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Hsbnd: Aaj Kia Pakana Hai.

Hsbnd: Aaj Kia Pakana Hai.
Wife: Jo Ap Kahen.

Hsbnd:Daal Chawal Bna Lo
Wife: Abi Kal Tou Pkaye Thy Kch Or

Hsbnd:Acha Sabzi Bna Lo
Wife:Uffo, Bache Nhi Khaty

Hsbnd: Acha Qeema Bna Lo
Wife:Yack, Mjhy Allergy Hy

Hsbnd:Prathey Bna Lo
Wife:Raat Ko Prathy Kon Khata Hy

Hsnbnd:Phr Kia Pkana Hy
Wife: Jo Aap Kahe'n. :-)

ECG If You Go Out with Wife

ECG If You Go Out with Wife
/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.

ECG if u go out with Girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_

ECG If wife Catches u with Girlfriend.
/\________

ECG If Girlfriend Catches u with Wife.

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?

Simple


Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..


Aur



Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)

Friday, July 30, 2010

Goongi Ho Gai he Aaj kuch Zuban kehte kehte

Goongi Ho Gai he Aaj kuch Zuban kehte kehte!

Hichkicha Gaya Me khud ko Musalman kehte kehte!


Ye Bat to Nhi k Mujhko is Per yaqin Nhi he,

Bas Dar Gaya khud ko sahib-e-Iman kehte kehte!


Tofiq Na hoi Mujhe 1 waqt ki Namaz parhne ki

Chup Ho gaya Moazzin Azan kehte kehte

Kisi kafir Ne jo Pucha k ye konsa Mahina he

sharm se pani ho gaya Me Ramzan kehte kehte


Meri Almari Me Gard se Ati kitab ka Jo ksi ne Pucha


Me Garh Gya Zamin Me QURAN kehte kehte.

Muhabat-e-Mustafa,

Ya Allah Pak Duniya Me
Muhabat-e-Mustafa,
PAKISTAN Me Nizam-e-Mustafa,
Qabar Me
Maarfat-e-Mustafa,
Hoz E
Kausar pr
Jaam-e-Mustafa,
Pul-e-Siraat pr Dua-e-Mustafa,
Akhirat Me Shifa'at-e-Mustafa AUR Jannat Me
Rafaqat-e-Mustafa Sallalaho alaihi wa'alihi Wasallam Ata Frma.
(Ameen).